{"id":293,"date":"2009-05-31T11:37:01","date_gmt":"2009-05-31T18:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grendelchen.com\/twonerds\/?p=22"},"modified":"2009-05-31T11:37:01","modified_gmt":"2009-05-31T18:37:01","slug":"waking-my-humans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/waking-my-humans\/","title":{"rendered":"Waking My Humans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p id=\"top\" \/>You know&#8230;..my humans should really appreciate me more. I do everything I can to make sure that they&#8217;re awake and ready for the day on time but they never thank me. I even make sure that mommy&#8217;s noise-maker is riiiight under her head when it goes off so she doesn&#8217;t sleep through it. And if that doesn&#8217;t work, I can usually make enough ruckas to ensure that they&#8217;re awake. Do I get a morning pet for all my troubles? No. Just\u00a0a quick shove off the bed. The nerve of these humans!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know&#8230;..my humans should really appreciate me more. I do everything I can to make sure that they&#8217;re awake and ready for the day on time but they never thank me. I even make sure that mommy&#8217;s noise-maker is riiiight under her head when it goes off so she doesn&#8217;t sleep through it. And if &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/waking-my-humans\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Waking My Humans&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mrandmrswilliams.com\/wedding\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}